Hmm.. so today I went to look after little kiddlings in some kids program. There was beautiful weather and such, so I was in an excellent mood. Then suddenly of course when I least expect it, who should appear but him. There is nothing I can say for the amount of pathetic I become when I see him. It can only be described as Mr Reid in a skirt (ie. having a complete dither spaz and taking 15 minutes to spit something out, moustache vibrating at full blast). Not only does this usually happen when I am mentally prepared, but this time I was completely caught off my guard. I was also covered in paint because I was at the finger painting booth.
So there was only one thing for it. I looked at my watch and then (probably) looked surprised, slapped my head (or something) in the manner of someone who has forgotten an appointment, and then quickly walked into the bathroom. I’ll tell you why I looked surprised when I looked at my watch, shall I? I haven’t got a watch, that’s why. Also what sort of person has an appointment in the toilets?? AN IDIOT. Obviously me.
After I spent most of the day trying to evaporate, The last thing I had to do was supervise an educational movie on bees. I’ll tell you this for free, Bees have got the right idea. For instance, the Queen Bee kills her sexual partners by tearing off their reproductive equipment (trouser snake) once she has had her wicked way with them. Also, when baby bees sting you they lose their bottoms. I don’t know if I can possibly be more pathetic than this. I would like to not find out. I may have to go and be a lesbian beekeeper.
Gossip Girl should bring in some new characters because it seems everyone (barring Jenny) has had sex with each other.
Seriously, Chuck had sex with Blair and Vanessa, and he attempted raping Serena and Jenny.
Nate had sex with Blair, Vanessa, Serena, and he hooked up with Jenny.
Dan had sex with Vanessa and Serena.
Serena had sex with Nate and Dan.
Blair had sex with Nate and Chuck.
Vanessa had sex with Nate, Chuck and Dan.
Even the parents can’t keep it in their pants. I mean, Serena’s Mum and Dan’s Dad had sex, Serena’s Mum and Chuck’s dad had sex, Dan’s Dad and Vanessa’s mum probably had sex.
It’s practically incest.There is probably incest buried in there somewhere. They should just get into one giant bed and get it over with. Which they have:
The only one left unsexed is Jenny. Ironically she looks like she’s the most sexed. Probably by wolves judging by what she looks like. She has once again put herself at the forefront of fashion vis-a-vis her interesting hair extensions. Short bits, long bits, not to mention the fact that shes obviously trying to be adopted into a family of raccoons. That kind of courage is rarely seen outside the circus these days. Or you know.. the brothel.
Holy Fuck that is one bad picture.. Some year 7’s may never go out on their own again.