August 2010
“I watch CSI, NCIS, and Criminal Minds.
I can make your death look like an...”
“And when you smile, the whole world stops and stares for a while.”
“We can dance, until we die. You and I, we’ll be young forever”
– teenage dreams
“People are always gonna talk, so lets give them something to talk about.”
“If you are going to fall in love, I want to be the one responsible for it.”
No matter what they say, it ain't so.
My mum is hassling my brother to drop chinese and pick up french. Mum: ‘Look how your sister has turned out, she dropped all her languages and now she regrets it.’ Audrey: ‘…No i don’t.’ Mum: ‘Languages have the highest scaling in VCE and now her subjects are going to drag her down.’ Audrey: ‘No they aren’t..’ Mum:...
LOL and a half #4
Hi I’m Cellulite Sally; look at my huge ba-donkey. Don’t forget about me! I’m Backfat Betty, Now who could have said that!? Oh yeah, it’s TINA THE TALKING TUMMY!
Mass White Chicks fit in science.. oh how our parents would be proud.
Dear Mr ROYAL HAMPTON, I am a WHITE WOMAN in America.
fucking lol possibly one of the best movies ever made
