LOL AND A HALF #1
Year 8. Evelyn and i were dying in art with Ms Schiller, who talks at the speed of an old man and sounds like shes comatose, so we decided to go to the bathroom for about 20 minutes. We didn’t think she would notice. She did. Ms Schiller: ’Where were you girls?’ Audrey: ‘uhh.. we were just in the toilet.’ Ms Schiller: ‘That was an awfully long time...
*SNORT* did i make your day :D
this weekend i
1. slept 2. got molested by a dog 3. tasted shit wrapped in lemon 4. watched emily waddle 5. failed at saving a relationship what did you do
Knowing that someone’s wrong for you doesn’t change the way that you...– Lizzie McGuire
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, ‘Where have I gone...– Charlie Brown
I need the sun ==” Desperately. When everything else is boring or shitty, the sunshine always automatically cheers me up. NOT ANYMORE. now its like.. gay day, gay situation, annoying family and then .. GRAY. dear lord no wonder there’s an influx in suicides during winter, ITS HARSHING MY MELLOW . oh fml i have double maths tmrw first thing in the morning. What kind of freak put double...
Today, i saw a chick on the bus who looked exactly...
and yupp.. that pretty much sums up my day . i stared at her solidly for about 30 seconds so yes, she probably thinks im a lesbo or just socially retarded. actually i probably am the second one but lets just keep that a secret .
Im not waiting for anything .