June 2010
Love isn't a battlefield It's a motherfucking...
She wins. She didn’t even put any effort in and she still wins.
fuck this man im going to be a priest .
b to the dubs, my mums dying words when im coughing up my liver are ‘yum more soy’ and no that did not mean ’mmm more tasty soy milk’. it means ‘drink more water’ in canto. or in other words
MUM im fucking dying so shut the hell up.
I should probably get my head out of my ass.. Yep....
btws,
ITS MY BIRTHDAAAYY!!!!!!!!!!
ON MONDAY:)
be alert,alive,awake and enthusistic until then and DONT YOU FALL ASLEEP .
lol no jks . but seriously. IM WATCHING YOU .
ohhkay thats all i have to say, why thank youu and you and you and you and you and you and you and you..
PREPS GAVE ME THE FUCKING FLUUUUU
i haven’t been sick in 2 years and now it feels like someone lit me on fire, ran me over and decided to shit on my face .
i don’t wish you were here, i wish i was with you. (actually i only wish i was with you if i could also wish that i wasnt sick because right now i look like i have the plague)
ta-ta for noww
The rules of being young
What i have learnt from work experience at primary school with the preps:
1. If no one is looking at you, run around and scream.
2. If you forget to go to the toilet and piss yourself while playing kickball, don’t worry! The oval is muddy and wet so you can just say you fell over, hold your pants while you run, walk back to the classroom holding audrey’s hand, then announce to the...
LOL AND A HALF #3
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*ebonytolcon 08:23pm Sunday 22nd November 2009 EST i have a crush on this guy and i think he likes me because the other day he asked me to poo on him, so i did it and he got really into it. do you think he likes me? *Sam 11:24am Thursday 07th January 2010 EST ebonytolcon, i dont think, actually i know that noone i know has ever pooed on a guy because they like him, even if a...
My fingertips are holding onto, the cracks in our...
PEPSI OWNS COKE .
let the wild rumpus begin…
ohho im so ready for work exp tmrw .
bring it on bitchess
I kind of miss you.. Would be nice if you gave a...
SILENCE ! I'm watching The Little Mermaid
im supposed to be studying for chem, but we all knew whether that was going to happen or not.
oh look ! is that a flying pig ?
“So when you save me, ill save you too”
Blow me the fuck away
I came home today in a really bad mood . It was just so cold and i bombed my maths test, as well as bleeding all over it.. (don’t even ask). Would you like to know what joyful sight fell upon me as i walked into my house ? My brother and his titch friend farting into glass jars. I haven’t even finished that sentence yet. You want to know what makes it worse? My brother and his...
I hate how much i miss you, and how quickly you...
“Skin as white as a glacier, hair as long as an indian girl, mouth as dry as an...”
– Boglarrrrrrrka
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ODD
I have to sleep with the door shut. Pineapple does not belong on pizza. I can’t stand confrontation, but that doesn’t mean ill avoid it. Sarcasm I prefer individual sports bulla splits. the greeen kind It doesn’t matter how many hours of sleep i get at night, ill still be sleeping all the time everywhere, and i can sleep anywhere. Im amazingly lazy. I get attached to people...
IF YOU DONT LIKE ME, REMEMBER, ITS MIND OVER...
LOL AND A HALF #2
Its dark and its midnight. I’m with evelyn and we’re watching ‘House of Wax’… The main character has just run inside the House of wax (good idea, that worked out well for everybody) and has found the wax version of her friend and peeled off his skin to reveal the body and blood underneath. You just know the disfigured serial killer is going to pop out at any...
Learn to walk away*
I just thought id say this. i feel its relevant to write out just because i feel like it, kind of like a mini rant. so here we gooo Once upon a time there is a guy. He has a girlfriend. His girlfriend is SO in love with him and he likes her . but really, hes in love (and has been for a long time) with his girl best friend. She may think of him that way ? i’m not sure.. but what i...
