LOL AND A HALF #1
Year 8. Evelyn and i were dying in art with Ms Schiller, who talks at the speed of an old man and sounds like shes comatose, so we decided to go to the bathroom for about 20 minutes. We didn’t think she would notice. She did. Ms Schiller: ’Where were you girls?’ Audrey: ‘uhh.. we were just in the toilet.’ Ms Schiller: ‘That was an awfully long time...
*SNORT* did i make your day :D
this weekend i
1. slept 2. got molested by a dog 3. tasted shit wrapped in lemon 4. watched emily waddle 5. failed at saving a relationship what did you do
Knowing that someone’s wrong for you doesn’t change the way that you...– Lizzie McGuire
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, ‘Where have I gone...– Charlie Brown
I need the sun ==” Desperately. When everything else is boring or shitty, the sunshine always automatically cheers me up. NOT ANYMORE. now its like.. gay day, gay situation, annoying family and then .. GRAY. dear lord no wonder there’s an influx in suicides during winter, ITS HARSHING MY MELLOW . oh fml i have double maths tmrw first thing in the morning. What kind of freak put double...
Today, i saw a chick on the bus who looked exactly...
and yupp.. that pretty much sums up my day . i stared at her solidly for about 30 seconds so yes, she probably thinks im a lesbo or just socially retarded. actually i probably am the second one but lets just keep that a secret .
Im not waiting for anything .
To die would be an awfully big adventure.– Peter Pan
How to be awesome ;
1. Wrap a towel around your head when you come out of the shower. 2. Start homework, and in the midst of all that homeworking action, your mum comes and takes the towel off your head but you’re too busy working to really notice. 3. 2 hours later you finish the homework and realise that you havent fixed your hair. 4. Your hair will not listen to you because it has already dried like it...
Life is really simple but we insist on making it complicated.
Its called the blogging effect .
I know why I got a blog in the first place, to write about daily shenanigans and rant. Its just meant for a few of my friends, and that’s all i really want it for. but looking at other people’s blogs, it seems that not many people really focus on daily occurrences, but more on using it as an outlet. most of it is really.. im not sure if emotional is the word ? not emotional.. more...
I can be changed by what happens to me but I refuse to be reduced by it.– Maya Angelou
Assert yourself .
MR REID. it takes you about 15 minutes to utter one sentence . Spit it out, or amidst your dither spaz your moustache is going to just vibrate straight off your face . im just saying is all. PS. i think i have nearly rubbed my nose off my face. damn you prelims and damn myself for not ‘keeping my muscles warm’. good day. PS. i think im going blind and all we have here are expired...
Fact: i love it when you smile.
goddamn lack of drive
tmrw is prelims. oh sweet mother of pea that is NOT a good thing. i dont mind House crosscountry, but in front of the Ruyton and MLC chicks who are basically a cross between men and one giant oiled-up muscle with legs, i might as well be going into the race blindfolded. BAHA lack of drive, lack of ambition, i havent run hardcore in about a month. NO this is not the time when you say ‘dont...
a tad undecided .
1.Series Of Unfortunate Events 2.HERCULESS feck me, these movies take the cake and the cookies and the whole damn buffet. number 2 is one of my favourite disney movies and 1 is just AWESOME hmm lets see.. what did i do this wkend… Oh, my fish died. Murray, Merlin and Moses. How upsetting.. i didnt see them, because i didnt WANT to, but my brother woke up and was all ‘ZOMG MnMS HAVE...
I had a boyfriend who told me I’d never succeed, never be nominated for a...– Lady Gaga
‘THATS IT. I WANT OUT OF THE WARM CIRCLE’– Evelyn (quite sensationally insane.. no one ever wants ‘out’ of the warm circle)
my dad is bald
I noticed recently that due to my long-ish hair im malting like a malting thing in summer.. EXCELLENT, at this rate by the end of the year we can expect that im going to look like that naked guinea pig off kim possible or my dad. neither is preferable Mr and Mrs Next-door are renovating their house and the fence that once divided our areas is GONE. Today while i was eating an apple Mrs Next-Door...
ASTC- Audrey Stops The C______– whitnee chenners BAHA Loveyou ( its acronym to help with a maths formula. You’re in my ranting range. figure it out .)
absoloutely smashing .
hmm.. i was quite the grumpy dwarf this morning, but perhaps the reason was that Adam is STEALING ALL MY HAIR STUFF. i cant believe i didn’t notice it before ! he just SNEAKS into my room while i happen to be in the bathroom (crafty). and yes, today my dad was in the shower for a while (who knows why, hes bald) and i was in my room underneath the doona when Adam sneaks in, looks around...
the night is miine. oh yesss
My mum is on a driving kick . This means, that she insists on driving all of us everywhere to improve her driving skills which to be frank don’t exist . Because she is paranoid to the extreme (and i had to be driven to a 7:30 mentor program) we got to leave at 6:15 IN THE MORNING in the smurf mobile so that she KNOWS THAT WE’LL GET THERE ON TIME. We arrived at 6:40 after being...
Fly like paper, get high like planes
i hope i dont regret this
Tumblr seems to be a new craze . I’d like to think that i dont always buy into the hype, but that would probably be wrong:) oh actually, formspring ? yeah ill never get that.. i cant stand confrontation and I’d probably break down