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Rules to surviving a horror movie:
1. Don’t start having sex. Who starts having sex in the middle of a forest.. at night.. IN A TENT while their friend is investigating the ‘strange crying noise’? 2. For Gods sakes, Look behind you. 3. Don’t go camping. Especially in the middle of no where that is not a real campsite. Who would do this? Well that is just common sense isn’t it.. 4. If you are lucky enough...
Every line is about who I don’t want to write about anymore.
Everyone says 'I need to get out of this town' but...
Squidward: “Move Patrick, I’m claustrophobic”
Patrick: “What’s claustrophobic?”
Spongebob: “It means he’s afraid of Santa”
Patrick: “HO HO HO!”
Spongebob: “Stop it Patrick you’re scaring him!”
Some people will always hate you no matter what.
(They are called stupid bitches.)
I just think happiness is what makes you pretty. Period. Happy people are...– Drew Barrymore (via rawrxja)
I’d prefer to be remembered as a smiling face not this fucking wreck that’s...– Connor Oberst